26 May, 2011

Zombies.

I've been on this crazy Zombie kick lately (notice that I capitalized the Z in Zombie?) regarding movies/tv shows, video games and real life Zombie outbreaks. Wait what? Yes that's right I said it. One can never be too ready when it comes to Zombie outbreak preparedness.

I guess my only concern would be what kind of Zomz would be on the earth. If we are talking 28 days later type creatures the outlook is very grim. Zombieland Zomz would be more manageable I feel like. I mean if Columbus can survive with a double shot 12 gauge then sign me up, oh and he [SPOILER ALERT] gets the girl at the end as well. The most ideal Zombie situation would be The Walking Dead zomz. They are more of the attack in herds type, overpower you with their large numbers and go to town on your innards. Interesting side note to The Walking Dead if you have ever watched the 1985 classic The Return Of The Living Dead the half zombie that is on the medical table that is being interrogated, the Walking Dead has a very eerily similar Zombie in Season 1 Ep 1 when Rick snags the bicycle when he leaves the hospital. Okay I'm a nerd whatever I can deal with it.

Cracked has a pretty sweet write up detailing 5 ways a Zombie apocalypse could happen for all you non believers out there. My advice to you is to get gnarly with the weapon making, buddy up, stock up on supplies and blast these songs while you are fucking smashing in the brains of the undead. Remember head shots save lives.



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