Vinnie Jones

I don't know if people are aware that Vinnie Jones, of Snatch fame, was a pro football (soccer) player before his acting career. He won the FA Cup with Wimbledon FC back in 88' with help from his fellow "The Crazy Gang" members. He also hosted a video called Soccer's Hard Men, don't let the title fool you though, it's about some of the league's toughest(or dirtiest depending on who you talk to) players and shows you their highlights of how they got their reputation with tricks for intimidation for future hard men soccer players. Needless to say if you host a video like this you will get yourself into trouble of some sorts, 20,000 British Pound fine and a 6 month ban. The reason I bring this all up is because there is a photo of him checking Paul Gascoigne's testicles. You can't get any more ballsy (hiyo!) than that. The photo speaks for itself.

Dave Chappelle

I love him, by far one of my favorite stand up comedians. I got home from dinner last night and caught his special from a few years back Killing Them Softly on the TV. If you are a fan of Dave Chappelle's comedy check it out, he has some excellent quotable's in there. Here's his take on Sesame Street, everyone's favorite childhood television show.

There Will Be Enthusiasm

After diving into the world of Benny Hill music videos set to anything and everything I have found another gem. The movie is There Will Be Blood and it's the climatic ending scene. Side note: if you haven't seen this movie you should, Daniel Day Lewis will scare the living crap out of you.

I love lolcats

I have a very strong obsession with lolcats and the icanhascheezburger site. In fact I bought the lolcat book! I never really was a cat person. When I met my wife she had 2 cats, they have long ago gone the way of the buffalo, Luna and Mabel but when I get on the cheezburger site I have a sickening desire to go out and adopt a baker's dozen of kittehs. I have saved some of my all time favorites and now will share them with you because sharing is caring and I can haz carez fir u.

Monday Funday?

So my best bud Kevin (mortekai.blogspot.com) and I were chatting on AIM and came to the conclusion that pretty much anything is funny when you put the Benny Hill Theme Song also known as Yakety Sax to it and speed it up a bit. The proof is in the virtually sweet pudding, indulge!

Friday the 13th.

Holy moly

So if your wondering what a sleep study looks like here is a couple of photo's. Griffin, my poor baby always a good sport about his ailments. 2 weeks till the results come back!


All those wires that are glued/taped to his head are rigged to that super sensor control thingy.


My cutest.

Greetings and Salutations

When I was in the bathroom I was in deep thought as in what to write/blog about (I guess I am going to have to start using blog as a verb? Is blog a verb? I am blogging, yes would be my guess. Sorry I digress). So my first post, was it that easy to break a blog cherry? is my greeting to you all. Hello and thanks for stopping by.